Hey, what you doin? Ye you, what you doin? Are you playin with your free Nintendo Wii? No? You wanna know why? Because you did not enter the Daily Steals weekly raffle smart guy. No, you’re not really a smart guy. But you know who is? Vulcan 33! Here’s why he is so smart:
Look what happened to the last guy who won a Wii from Daily Steals:
And nobody saw him since.
Now this is your chance to win the next raffle and maybe even score with the ladies. You see, this week is His and Her’s week meaning that you get not one, but two BlackBerries. You can keep the two and make a stereo phone, or you can just give one to your sweetheart. Or your mom.
All you need to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter to get in all future weekly raffles! Use the Sign-Up form at the top of this page to register. And you can also buy something. We can’t really say it will help you win the raffle, but we will leave it out there…
Remember how we used to bug you about using coupons if you’re looking to save some big bucks? Alright, so you feel like your aunty when you clip coupons. That’s why we wanted to let you guys know that there is a new way to save money with coupons without having to spend the weekend cutting the papers.
It’s called free Mobile Coupons and you can guess the rest. But we’re going to tell you anyway because there’s a 200 word minimum on each blog post and today’s item is sold out so we got nothing better to do.
Many stores now offer cell phone Coupons online and all you have to do is get into their websites and send the coupon directly to your phone. They’ll send you the coupon via SMS or through a special application you download to your handy-dandy iPhones and Blackberries or what ever you kids use these days.
You can even register to a mobile coupon site and tell them that you love little chiwawas and every time there is a chiwawa steak buffet you’ll get discount and know it (and so will Peta! You dog eating bastards!) They will even send you coupons for your local grocery, electronic or clothing store, and all you got to do is come to the store, buy cottage cheese or whatnot, and put your iPhone in the cashier’s face and tell him that you just saved 5 cents on your eggs. Take that cashier boy!
Last week we gave you a crash course on smart internet shopping. But somehow the words “Part I” got into the title and now we have to make up more shopping tips for you. Well, here you go. Just remember who taught you everything you know!
Coupons aren’t for grandma only. You won’t believe how much money I saved searching coupons. If you buy something, google the company or the product with the word coupon. There are great coupons online and when a coupon doesn’t work, there are always others.
Look for the sale section. Some sites hide it in the lower left corner, in a #2 size font, just between the “Contact Us” and “Go to Hell” links.
Don’t be afraid of refurbished products. They’re as good as new and they come with a full warranty. If you buy a new product, there are better chances that it will come damaged than if you buy a refurbished one that has been thoroughly inspected by the manufacturer.
And the best tip we can give you? What’s the secret tip that was passed through generations and generations of smart shoppers? The tip that was crafted in the genius minds of researchers, studying closely the habits and patterns of shopaholics all around the world?
So you wanna be a smart shopper? Great. I wanna be a smart physicist. Well alright. I can give you some online shopping tips if you really want.
Buying online can be the best experience you’ve ever had. Seriously. Just ask our loyal customers. They even say it’s more fun than… What? You perv! More fun than Disneyland. Jeez!
Anyway, here’s a crash course on smart internet shopping.
Even if it’s cheaper on a website, it still doesn’t mean it’s the cheapest on the web. Google like there’s no tomorrow and always remember that due to shipping and packaging fees, and other hidden fees, you only see the real price at checkout.
Don’t go all BestBuy. Be brave. Try and go for other sellers that you’re not necessarily familiar with. I mean, defiantly don’t buy a 30 dollar HDTV at www.wescamyourmother.com but if the deal seams legit, see if the seller got positive reviews from past consumers.
Check out sites that pick the best deals of the day. Try www.deals2buy.com or www.techbargains.com that collect and update internet sales daily or even hourly.
Entering Daily Stealsweekly raffle is probably the smartest thing you can do online. You don’t have to be a college grad in order to understand that when somebody offers you a Sharp Projector for free, you take it, say thank you, and run like the wind before we decide to change our minds.
Master Thief reformed from his life of crime and decided to open an electronics store. But there are still genuine thieves out there and we wanted to show you why it’s better to chose Daily Steals’ crazy deals over a life of crime.
1. Because of crazy security systems like smart door that do not open:
2.Because they don’t build ceilings like they used to:
3. Because the big brother is watching:
4. Because you will not appreciate yourself after a while:
5. Because they clean those doors so good!
6. Because of Master Thief:
Master Thief has worked hard to give people good deals and cheap electronics without any actual stealing any more, and if he won’t let himself steal, he won’t let you steal either. On the bright side, this means you can take advantage of his online deals – it’s like stealing, only without the illegality and ten years in prison.
Do you know what MR. Dcrabs was doing during this weekend? Well, we neither, and we know you don’t care but we can guess!
Ye! He was the hottest guy in the neighborhood! He invited all his cool friends to enjoy his hot new Weber Grill!
What were you doing this weekend?
And you know why it happened? Because you did not join our weekly raffle you douchebag! But it’s not too late! Get yourself off the couch and join next week’s raffle. Why? Because you’ll have the chance to trade your Commodore 64 (???) with a shiny new MacBook!
Wouldn’t you like that? Have a MacBook and be able to do what ever people are doing with a Mac except looking cool.
All you need to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter to get in all future weekly raffles! Use the Sign-Up form at the top of this page to register. And you can also buy something. We can’t really say it will help you win the raffle, but we will leave the possibility out there…
We started getting a lot of bagging from you guys lately. Seems thatone deal a day is not enough for you and you want more. Always more and more! More than one deal a day huh?
More than one deal a day?! Are you nuts? Maybe you want us to put more than one sun in the sky? More than one President in the White House? More than one baby for Britney Spears?! (What? She’s got two?! Oh the humanity!)
Anyway, we believe that it’s better to offer one deal each day, at a great price (like… free) than giving you guys all kinds of crap at lousy prices. If you want lots of overpriced products, then go to Walmart. Ye, that’s right, we’re cheaper than Walmart.
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Today’s world is so full of choices. Everyday we have to face so many decisions, so here at www.dailysteals.com we want you to stop with all the decision making and just buy a great product every day. Heck, you don’t even need to think about it. You can buy from Daily Steals with your eyes covered and you still know you’re going to get one hell pf a product.
So go and buy something already! And stop by tomorrow for the raffle! We love you guys…
It seems that some of you DailyStealers did not fully understand the meaning of our weekly raffles. So, at www.DailySteals.com we wanted to explain to you the diffrance between Raffles and Ruffles.
Ruffles are potato chips. They come in various packages and flavors. They are pretty good, but you have to pay in order to enjoy the crunchy taste of a Ruffle.
Raffles are competitions for a chance to win something. At DailySteals you can win crazy prizes such as an Apple TV, a camcorder, GPS, and you don’t have to pay squat in order to win.
It’s that simple. All you gotta do is register with DailySteals.com (yes, you have to give your real email so you can find out if you won), subscribe to the Daily Newsletter and claim your prize! And please don’t try to pull one over the Master Thief or go smarty-pants on us and register multiple email accounts.
Hey, there’s still time to enter this week raffle:
So whaddya waitin for??? Log on to www.dailysteals.com get yourself a nice treat for Christmas (what? It’s just around the corner!) and enter this week’s raffle.
What’s wrong with you? You wanna tell us that because of 4th of July weekend, you did not check www.dailysteals.com? Who cares if you were catching fish? Once you realize the deals you’ve missed here – you’d rather sleep with the fishes!
Look at this baby. An OEM Motorola H350 Bluetooth Headset. Ya, you need one just like this right? You know how much it cost? You better sit down. It was sold out for 6.99! It sits over the ear and was priced cheaper than Q-tips! But you probably don’t need this one because you’ve missed on the HTC Dash PDA S620 Unlocked Gsm Quad Band MP3 Player!!!
But don’t worry – even if you’ve missed this – you can still get it online. Just go to overstock.com pay them 169.99 and it’s yours. You probably don’t want to know that if you visited www.dailysteals.com on Friday, you could have bought this cell phone for 89.99 – yes – dollars! What did you think? Euros?! It’s practically half the price of the guys who say they have “clearance prices.” And they call us thieves.
But you had a good time didn’t you? Well, you could have had a better time if you were wearing a New ESQ by Movado, a Men’s Squadron Collection, Black Dial Swiss Quartz Compass for a totally crazy $99.00 a piece:
But you can still buy it on Amazon. It’s not that bad… Only 475.00 bucks. And they give free shipping! Ya! Free Shipping! Which means you’ve only lost $376 – and they say that you didn’t learn anything in business school.
So with the watch and phone hmmm… www.dailysteals.com customers saved themselves Four Hundred and Fifty Six Dollars over this weekend.
People, people! Seriously, wake up! We are in 2000 and something. It’s time you stop being scared of your shadow and start buying online. Some of you out there still don’t shop online. Why? “Because it is dangerous.” Really? You think? “Yes, someone will steal my credit card number!” Oh ye? Well boo hoo! And when you buy a cup of coffee at Midtown Deli who’s exactly promising you that the bozo behind the counter won’t steal your credit card number either?
You guys don’t buy online – you just loose money. The best deals are on the internet and you’ll hardly find cheaper prices at a store near you. We’re not saying that you should post your credit card number on craigslist, but we’re saying that you can buy online and you can be smart about it. Pick good sellers (like www.dailysteals.com they are grrreeaat!) and make sure that they have a safe checkout (like the guys at www.dailysteals.com). Using paypal can be a very secure way because there is no direct transaction between you and the seller.
Try and buy local. Don’t buy your HDTV from someone in Minichipaoupaouwa, an island near the South Pole (or was it the North one?) See if the seller has a physical address (Like www.dailysteals.com – we’re in Brooklyn!) and beware of scams, if it is too good to be true – then it probably is. Well, except our 10 days STEAL-A-THON when we give you things for completely free. That is too good, but it is also true.
Now this is your chance to win the next raffle and maybe even score with the ladies. You see, this week is His and Her’s week meaning that you get not one, but two BlackBerries. You can keep the two and make a stereo phone, or you can just give one to your sweetheart. Or your mom.
