If you visit Daily Steals daily (like our name suggests) you will find many exciting items you can buy. Still, there is some stuff you won’t be able to buy here and we wanted to come clean about it.

For example, you won’t be able to buy this Neorest toilet:

This personal cleaning system (don’t know, don’t care) is made by Japan’s largest toilet maker, costs about $5,000 and no, you won’t be able to buy this here.

Now we’ve sold a few corkscrews before, but if you want this one, you’d probably have look somewhere else:

This Belgian corkscrew is made of pure titanium and 18 karat gold. The corkscrew costs around $80,000 but we actually prefer 20,000 bottles of $3.99 house wine.

Oh, and you won’t be finding this item on our site as well…

It’s the 1000 dollar bagel. Jeez, I though the bodega on the corner that charges me a buck fifty for a bagel was a scam. The 1000 dollar bagel is topped with white truffle cream cheese and goji berry infused riesling jelly with golden leaves (I prefer lux, don’t you prefer lux?). Anyway it’s available for lunch at the New York Westin hotel and unavailable for purchase at Daily Steals.

Well, sorry guys, but if you buy at Daily Steals you’d only be able to find great online deals and discounted items. It’s a though world we live in.

Holiday season is coming up. You know what that means don’t you. Yes, you do. It means that you are going to spend loads of money. Money’s gonna spill out of your wallet. Your credit card will swipe and swipe and fade away into dust. You will shop till your banker’s jaw will drop.

Fun!

Just so you know, more than 1000 moms were surveyed recently about their future holiday shopping and you know what they said? Well, turns out that mamas all around the country are planning to do a lot of shopping online. 16% of your mommies plan to buy half of their presents on the internet and 99% of these mamas said their going to do it on Daily Steals. We think.

But if you plan on saving some money this year, here’s the plan for you. Visit us everyday and we promise you’ll find stuff that your kids or husbands or wives or whatnots really want and we can bet you won’t find them cheaper anywhere else, cause even Santa charges shipping and handling.

It’s never too early to start saving on your holiday shopping! So what are you waiting for?

Master Thief reformed from his life of crime and decided to open an electronics store. But there are still genuine thieves out there and we wanted to show you why it’s better to chose Daily Steals’ crazy deals over a life of crime.

1. Because of crazy security systems like smart door that do not open:

2.Because they don’t build ceilings like they used to:

3. Because the big brother is watching:

4. Because you will not appreciate yourself after a while:

5. Because they clean those doors so good!

6. Because of Master Thief:

Master Thief has worked hard to give people good deals and cheap electronics without any actual stealing any more, and if he won’t let himself steal, he won’t let you steal either. On the bright side, this means you can take advantage of his online deals – it’s like stealing, only without the illegality and ten years in prison.