In this week’s blog we’re going to discuss why winning an unlocked iPhone beats the crap out of buying an iPhone.

When you buy an iPhone, you have to get up from the couch, clean the potato chips off your shirt, put on shoes and leave the house. Then you have to stand in line, wait to be noticed, fill up a whole bunch of annoying contracts and sign your name everywhere. (Did we mention that we don’t sign anything without our lawyer?) On the other hand, when you win an iPhone you don’t have to go through all this crap. You just wait for the package.

When you buy an iPhone you have to sign with AT&T and AT&T sucks. When you win an unlocked iPhone you can use your current carrier and even it’s Z-Mobile it’s gonna be better than AT&effinT.

Because it feels good to win

Because chicks dig winners

Because it means you have a huge!!! (luck…)

Because there’s no purchase necessary and all you have to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter and get into all future weekly raffle! And because you win an iPhone 3G.

Hello everybody! Well we got some great news for you today! Listen to this, according to Reuters “The vacancy rate at U.S. strip malls reached a 17-year high in the third quarter and mall vacancy was the highest in at least 10 years.”

Empty Mall Parking Lot

What do you say about that! Waddya mean? Of course we’re happy! No body’s going to the shopping mall no more. They all go online and buy from us. Those establishments were sucking us dry our entire life and now it’s payback time.

Daily Steals Parking Lot!!!
Wait… this doesn’t make sense…

Buying online is the new deal. At Daily Steals we don’t pay no rent (we just put all of the stuff at our mother-in-laws) and we don’t pay no electricity (we take it from the neighbors) so we can get you cheap stuff that’ll cost you double in the shopping mall.

So if it’s discount electronics you’re looking for, a random gadget, the occasional freebies or even a pair of old ladies underwear (wtf?!) just visit www.dailysteals.com. Every day, you’ll find a cool new item at a ridiculously low price.

If you visit Daily Steals daily (like our name suggests) you will find many exciting items you can buy. Still, there is some stuff you won’t be able to buy here and we wanted to come clean about it.

For example, you won’t be able to buy this Neorest toilet:

This personal cleaning system (don’t know, don’t care) is made by Japan’s largest toilet maker, costs about $5,000 and no, you won’t be able to buy this here.

Now we’ve sold a few corkscrews before, but if you want this one, you’d probably have look somewhere else:

This Belgian corkscrew is made of pure titanium and 18 karat gold. The corkscrew costs around $80,000 but we actually prefer 20,000 bottles of $3.99 house wine.

Oh, and you won’t be finding this item on our site as well…

It’s the 1000 dollar bagel. Jeez, I though the bodega on the corner that charges me a buck fifty for a bagel was a scam. The 1000 dollar bagel is topped with white truffle cream cheese and goji berry infused riesling jelly with golden leaves (I prefer lux, don’t you prefer lux?). Anyway it’s available for lunch at the New York Westin hotel and unavailable for purchase at Daily Steals.

Well, sorry guys, but if you buy at Daily Steals you’d only be able to find great online deals and discounted items. It’s a though world we live in.

Hey, what you doin? Ye you, what you doin? Are you playin with your free Nintendo Wii? No? You wanna know why? Because you did not enter the Daily Steals weekly raffle smart guy. No, you’re not really a smart guy. But you know who is? Vulcan 33! Here’s why he is so smart:

Look what happened to the last guy who won a Wii from Daily Steals:

And nobody saw him since.

Now this is your chance to win the next raffle and maybe even score with the ladies. You see, this week is His and Her’s week meaning that you get not one, but two BlackBerries. You can keep the two and make a stereo phone, or you can just give one to your sweetheart. Or your mom.

All you need to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter to get in all future weekly raffles! Use the Sign-Up form at the top of this page to register. And you can also buy something. We can’t really say it will help you win the raffle, but we will leave it out there…

Holiday season is coming up. You know what that means don’t you. Yes, you do. It means that you are going to spend loads of money. Money’s gonna spill out of your wallet. Your credit card will swipe and swipe and fade away into dust. You will shop till your banker’s jaw will drop.

Fun!

Just so you know, more than 1000 moms were surveyed recently about their future holiday shopping and you know what they said? Well, turns out that mamas all around the country are planning to do a lot of shopping online. 16% of your mommies plan to buy half of their presents on the internet and 99% of these mamas said their going to do it on Daily Steals. We think.

But if you plan on saving some money this year, here’s the plan for you. Visit us everyday and we promise you’ll find stuff that your kids or husbands or wives or whatnots really want and we can bet you won’t find them cheaper anywhere else, cause even Santa charges shipping and handling.

It’s never too early to start saving on your holiday shopping! So what are you waiting for?

Last week we gave you a crash course on smart internet shopping. But somehow the words “Part I” got into the title and now we have to make up more shopping tips for you. Well, here you go. Just remember who taught you everything you know!

1. Coupons aren’t for grandma only. You won’t believe how much money I saved searching coupons. If you buy something, google the company or the product with the word coupon. There are great coupons online and when a coupon doesn’t work, there are always others.
2. Look for the sale section. Some sites hide it in the lower left corner, in a #2 size font, just between the “Contact Us” and “Go to Hell” links.
3. Don’t be afraid of refurbished products. They’re as good as new and they come with a full warranty. If you buy a new product, there are better chances that it will come damaged than if you buy a refurbished one that has been thoroughly inspected by the manufacturer.

And the best tip we can give you? What’s the secret tip that was passed through generations and generations of smart shoppers? The tip that was crafted in the genius minds of researchers, studying closely the habits and patterns of shopaholics all around the world?

Are you ready? The answer is 47!

No. the answer is check out Daily Steals. Duh!

So you wanna be a smart shopper? Great. I wanna be a smart physicist. Well alright. I can give you some online shopping tips if you really want.

Buying online can be the best experience you’ve ever had. Seriously. Just ask our loyal customers. They even say it’s more fun than… What? You perv! More fun than Disneyland. Jeez!

Anyway, here’s a crash course on smart internet shopping.

1. Even if it’s cheaper on a website, it still doesn’t mean it’s the cheapest on the web. Google like there’s no tomorrow and always remember that due to shipping and packaging fees, and other hidden fees, you only see the real price at checkout.
2. Don’t go all BestBuy. Be brave. Try and go for other sellers that you’re not necessarily familiar with. I mean, defiantly don’t buy a 30 dollar HDTV at www.wescamyourmother.com but if the deal seams legit, see if the seller got positive reviews from past consumers.
3. Check out sites that pick the best deals of the day. Try www.deals2buy.com or www.techbargains.com that collect and update internet sales daily or even hourly.

Entering Daily Steals weekly raffle is probably the smartest thing you can do online. You don’t have to be a college grad in order to understand that when somebody offers you a Sharp Projector for free, you take it, say thank you, and run like the wind before we decide to change our minds.

Does your home video looks like this?

Ooooh… Gives us the creeps! Don’t you think it’s time to upgrade???

We thought you’d love to know that today is the last chance for you to enroll in our raffle and win the POLAROID DVC-00725F 720P HD Camcorder with 2.7-inch LCD. Yes – it’s HD so the video your going to shoot will look great on any HDTV (though we can not guarantee that your mother-in-law will look good on HD.)

It captures 720P of High-Definition Video & stores your precious little monsters running around the yard and screaming “Mommy! Mommy! Moooommy!!!” on a Secure Digital Card so these memories are safe for keeping.

It can also take 5.0 Megapixel digital still photos and you can look at them on your 2.7-Inch widescreen LCD. And no. It won’t make you coffee! Jeez!

So what you gonna do? Call Ghostbusters? NO! You’re going to enter the raffle and win free stuff! And what else? You’re going to check out the daily deal because it’s just like winning something for free anyway.

Master Thief reformed from his life of crime and decided to open an electronics store. But there are still genuine thieves out there and we wanted to show you why it’s better to chose Daily Steals’ crazy deals over a life of crime.

1. Because of crazy security systems like smart door that do not open:

2.Because they don’t build ceilings like they used to:

3. Because the big brother is watching:

4. Because you will not appreciate yourself after a while:

5. Because they clean those doors so good!

6. Because of Master Thief:

Master Thief has worked hard to give people good deals and cheap electronics without any actual stealing any more, and if he won’t let himself steal, he won’t let you steal either. On the bright side, this means you can take advantage of his online deals – it’s like stealing, only without the illegality and ten years in prison.

Do you know what MR. Dcrabs was doing during this weekend? Well, we neither, and we know you don’t care but we can guess!

Ye! He was the hottest guy in the neighborhood! He invited all his cool friends to enjoy his hot new Weber Grill!

What were you doing this weekend?

And you know why it happened? Because you did not join our weekly raffle you douchebag! But it’s not too late! Get yourself off the couch and join next week’s raffle. Why? Because you’ll have the chance to trade your Commodore 64 (???) with a shiny new MacBook!

Wouldn’t you like that? Have a MacBook and be able to do what ever people are doing with a Mac except looking cool.

All you need to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter to get in all future weekly raffles! Use the Sign-Up form at the top of this page to register. And you can also buy something. We can’t really say it will help you win the raffle, but we will leave the possibility out there…