For example, you won’t be able to buy this Neorest toilet:

This personal cleaning system (don’t know, don’t care) is made by Japan’s largest toilet maker, costs about $5,000 and no, you won’t be able to buy this here.

Now we’ve sold a few corkscrews before, but if you want this one, you’d probably have look somewhere else:

This Belgian corkscrew is made of pure titanium and 18 karat gold. The corkscrew costs around $80,000 but we actually prefer 20,000 bottles of $3.99 house wine.

Oh, and you won’t be finding this item on our site as well…

It’s the 1000 dollar bagel. Jeez, I though the bodega on the corner that charges me a buck fifty for a bagel was a scam. The 1000 dollar bagel is topped with white truffle cream cheese and goji berry infused riesling jelly with golden leaves (I prefer lux, don’t you prefer lux?). Anyway it’s available for lunch at the New York Westin hotel and unavailable for purchase at Daily Steals.

Well, sorry guys, but if you buy at Daily Steals you’d only be able to find great online deals and discounted items. It’s a though world we live in.